So yeah I'm a dumb ass. My hubris was my downfall and in the process I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me. My wife left me 7 years ago and not a day goes by I don't think of her. We are having sex and I've got my thumb in her butt, so I do what any gent of my calibre would do, I squirt a little lube on there to get it warmed up enough for the general. So I start trying to put it in her butt and she starts complaining its hurting too much and that I need to use more lube.
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