When they came home, the wife we straight upstairs and he walked me home. When we got to the corner, I stopped and looked at him and said, “I bet your wife doesn't know about the pictures on your computer.” He seemed stunned. Then I asked if he thought about me. He looked like the deer in the headlights. I said I thought it was sweet and I tiptoed up and kissed him and slipped my hand over his crotch. He was hard, and I said that he must be thinking about me now.
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