I never dreamed I’d end up marrying a super sexy trucker but here I am living the dream shirt

Then he came in and made me take it off. Then he made me lie back and inspected me, poking around. He made a comment about how I need to shave my pubic hair. Then he left, and came back with a plastic bag as well as a vibrator and a sex book that he got from our mom’s bedside table drawer (she was having an affair at the time, everyone in the family knew about it, and I guess she wanted to spice things up for her boyfriend).

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