Well we are out of lube and I don't know what to tell you because, well this is fucking happening. So I tell her I got an idea. I've got like half an ounce of cocaine on me so I figure I'll make use if its analgesic properties as it were (pun intended). So I'm trying to figure out how to get this cocaine inside her butthole as I can't just put a straw in there and have her suck it up. Fortuitously, not all of it is powdered so I'm like eureka.
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